Putzitis Salute

The salute given to a person, place, or thing that succinctly sums up a person's feelings toward a given subject.

Our Dear Leader so inspired me I had to give a Putzitis Salute!

by A Voicemail in a Vacuum April 6, 2020

Maverick Salute

Verb; A way of showing the utmost respect in the New England pipefitters community in the highest regard. Whilst one is driving their lifted Ford Superduty, they strip down to nothing and place a single tube sock over their erect penis. The cotton wrapped penis is then displayed proudly out the driver side window to adjacent traffic by lifting ones ass off the drivers seat while maintaining constant foot pressure to the gas peddle. Upon completion of the display the middle and pointer fingers are raised to the mouth in a "V" formation and the tongue is fluttered between both digits. A dramatic increase in pressure is then applied to the gas pedal as the truck approaches the speed of liberty and dissapears into the red, white, and blue yonder. The spectacle is guaranteed to bring a tear to ones eye, Chuck Norris to his knees, and moisture back to the driest of panties.

Mike's dad is going to get arrested giving those maverick salutes. Not only is it inappropriate, its downright reckless driving

by Lou_Sassel June 15, 2023

Saluting the dawn

Another term for morning glory;
When a man wakes up in the morning with an erection he ‘salutes the dawn’ by standing to attention

Man1: How was your morning?
Man2: Good thanks but I woke up saluting the dawn so hard I had to wake up my partner to help me deal with it

by Eponine_T November 21, 2017

Premature salutation

The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.

After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.

by VNFP October 10, 2018

shoot em or salute em

Either get rid of the person. Or follow along with them.

You keep complaining about your senator. I say shoot em or salute em.

by Sicilian Cowboy November 4, 2023

twenty one gun salute

When twenty one guys all get boners at the same time.

"Hey let's all get together later and do a twenty one gun salute."

by Unknown37 June 11, 2016

boot salute

Kicking someone in the face or head while wearing boots.

Oh, man, I got boot saluted in that mosh pit a few times.

by Bill Smells October 13, 2014