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salsa soup

y'now when you have lots of salsa and very little tortilla chips. Well you mix them up. get a spoon. BAM! you have salsa soup
Hey, want some Salsa Soup?
by Travis SilveR January 6, 2017
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salsa daddy

When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.
Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!
by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018
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salsa knuckle

When you fingerbang a Hispanic woman on her period.
by Rankin File June 5, 2018
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Sales High

An individual who is in the sales profession, who sells a lot of their product in a day which results in a large commission. Due to the large feeling of success, the individual may feel extremely excited, keep smiling, feel unstoppable, and many more symptoms similar to being high on drugs.
Dude, Brandon has been selling so many phones today! Look at him he's on a sales high!
by Cold Call June 14, 2018
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sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson
The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.
by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018
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Salsafication

A term that the (now-closed) Mexican chain Chi-Chi's tried to trademark in 2001. Allegedly, the term is supposed to just mean "to add salsa to" or "to spice up." They were denied the trademark, and only three years later, Chi Chi's closed all American stores after causing the largest hepatitis A outbreak in US history. Seems like they "salsafied" those poor customers a bit too hard.
Commercial: Chi-Chi's perfected the art of Salsafication! Come in and see what we mean!

Me: **dying from acute liver failure due to severe hep A that I contracted at Chi-Chi's** .....
by YummyTaco420 August 21, 2019
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Salema gomez

He doesn't do a Salema Gomez
He doesn't do a Salema Gomez
by Col. June 29, 2020
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