stapes

a word for a friend who tortured you during primary school with their abnormally weird games.

"You are a stapes because you make me play weird games."
"Okay."

by sorrytim September 1, 2009

Stapes

Name for a pillow stuffed with the down and feathers of ducks, chickens and geese. Most commonly available in Turkey and Ukraine.

"This is a very fine pillow. Where did you get it?"
"It is a Stapes pillow. Made of the finest duck, chicken and geese feathers and down."
"Niiiice."

by farmerbailey September 1, 2009

Stapes

Lord Voldemort's pet name for Kreacher the House Elf.

"Come here, Stapes. You are a good house elf, are you not?"
"Yes, master."
"Then bring me Harry Potter, or I will cut off your head and put it on a plaque, but only after eating your entrails."
"Yes master."

by BIGGESTHARRYFANEVER September 1, 2009

Stapes

Name for a bra designed for, and by, men. Usually green or dark blue, as many men with moobs object to the colours pink and lemon yellow.

"Hi, my name is Albert, and I'm looking for a stapes, size XL?"
"Of course, sir, we'll be with you right away."
"Thank you kindly."

by ihavemoobs September 1, 2009

Swip swap

When a couple exchanges sexual partners with another couple for a limited time period. Usually lasting about 3 strokes.

Hey, did you hear Aaron and Jen like to do the ole swip swap?

by RU1N3R January 22, 2019

SWAP

Acronym for Straight White American Protestant.

This school has no minorities, it's full of SWAPs.

by Mr. Peanut February 17, 2008

Staple Gun

Right as you are about to cum while recieving a blowjob, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and cum on her face at the same time.

Dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so fucking funny!!

by Ryan and Bryan, the artists... January 12, 2006