Swallow my pride

it’s a British slang i think

If i were you i'll swallow my pride and forget

by HeshamMohammed September 5, 2020

Royal Swallow

Licking a womans virgin whilst drinking lemonade through a straw.

I had a good Royal Swallow last night with Cindy and Schweppes.

by klsdjlhsdfa November 25, 2007

Swallow The Anchor

to suck ones cock and swallow the sucked off persons jizzism, regardless how rank or disgusting it may seem because you want to be polite and just get the fuck out of there

Alan: Hey there Billy man last night was fun, huh?
Billy: Hell yeah man, you sucked me clean, no homo.
Alan: Well it wasn't that great for me man, I really had to swallow the anchor.
Billy: Really? Well tough shit man, lets get drunk and shoot wolves from the back of my truck at night!
Alan: Sounds good, then I will tell you about all these imaginary bitches I have fucked in my time.
Billy: Yeah well now sounds like Im gonna have to swallow the anchor this time!

by sexy twat McCunt January 17, 2008

swallowed

being overly embarrased about something that has just happened

talking about Tom,then he gets inside the room.. he gets to hear the whole thing without you realising he is there..and id say i am so swallowed.

by embarrasment,discomfit,motify, November 18, 2011

Sweaty swallow

Your partner is giving you a blow job and the man Accidentally lets his sperm go in to her mouth and she swallows the sperm

I gave that girl a sweaty swallow

by Monky sex1 May 13, 2009

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

swallowist

A pushover - a person that swallows all kinds of abuse and never fights back
A figurative sperm guzzler
A literal sperm guzzler
A supreme douche-bag

Bob never gives back what he gets. He figures he always takes it up the hoop but really, the dumb bastard is a swallowist.

by Speiderman June 18, 2018