When you are on the app houseparty while taking a shit and you somehow end up on video with someone because you do not know how to use the app. Right before you quit the app your on video for long enough for them to hear the "plop" of your shit hitting the toilet.
Person 1: wanna hear a houseparty horror story
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...
Person 2: yes i want to cringe
Person 1: so it all started when i was shampooing my pubes...
by quinoaforlunch December 14, 2016
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by Sora-N November 10, 2020
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referring to someone who interrupts a story to tell a long, pointless story that goes on mindless tangents that has nothing to do with your original story like Rose was infamous for on the Golden Girls.
i.e Sarah:"So can you believe I ran into my ex from 5 years ago in a another count-"
Michelle: "Wow that reminds of the time my cat got the flu. You see what happened was......"
Matt: "ughhh, there Michelle goes telling another back in st. Olaf story again"
Michelle: "Wow that reminds of the time my cat got the flu. You see what happened was......"
Matt: "ughhh, there Michelle goes telling another back in st. Olaf story again"
by hungarianprincess April 22, 2011
Get the back in st. Olaf story mug.Marks parents where gone on a trip for the weekend so they had the house all to them selves. They where watching Netflix when mark pauses the tv. then he leans over and kisses Amanda . he trys to pull away but Amanda starts to kiss him more passionately. They start to touch there tongues when Amanda takes Marks shirt off. She starts to kiss his neck as she makes her way down to his wonderful 6 pack. Then she takes his pants off and starts to give mark a handjob. She rubs his 10 inch cock gentle at first but As it gets hard she gets rough she squeezes and rubs it when he moans she starts to lick the tip slowly but then she makes her way up He screams and tells her to put all of it her mouth.
She does as he asked he cums all in her mouth. She instantly drinks up ever drop when she is done Mark strips her, picks her up and caries her to the bed. As he starts to eat out her tight shaved pussy as she moans he licks her clit carful not to penetrate. Then he he starts to finger her and she screams. Nothing had ever felt this good And then mark looks up at Amanda and enters her . She cummed all over his dick and moans so loud the neighbors could probably hear her but she didn’t care. All she cared about was that she was having the best sex ever. As mark hits her g-spot and she screams for him to go harder . Ohhhh it felt so good. He cums inside of her and she starts to violently shake from pleasure. Soon she falls asleep in marks arms knowing she just created the best sex story ever
She does as he asked he cums all in her mouth. She instantly drinks up ever drop when she is done Mark strips her, picks her up and caries her to the bed. As he starts to eat out her tight shaved pussy as she moans he licks her clit carful not to penetrate. Then he he starts to finger her and she screams. Nothing had ever felt this good And then mark looks up at Amanda and enters her . She cummed all over his dick and moans so loud the neighbors could probably hear her but she didn’t care. All she cared about was that she was having the best sex ever. As mark hits her g-spot and she screams for him to go harder . Ohhhh it felt so good. He cums inside of her and she starts to violently shake from pleasure. Soon she falls asleep in marks arms knowing she just created the best sex story ever
by I give good blowjobs September 18, 2020
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by ohmybeautifuliar March 18, 2009
Get the talk story mug.once i got invited to my friends party. He said that Sarah would be there, my biggest crush. I knew I had to go. When I arrived the first thing i noticed was her. she was talking with her friends and she was wearing a tight croptop and booty shorts. she looked over at me and smiled naughtily. unexpectedly i felt my dick go hard. i excused myself to the bathroom but didnt notice her following me.
right as i was about to close the door, she slipped in. we were now in the bathroom together, alone. sarah looked down at my 8'' dick and smiled. all of a sudden we were kissing passionatly, and sarah slowly lifted my shirt over my head. i took off her crop top and undid her bra. her breasts were huge, so was her butt. my shprts slipped off my feet and fell to the ground. so did my underwear. we were now butt naked and still kissing. i made my way to second base and sucked hard on her nipples. she gave me the best handjob ever, and began to suck it. soon after sarah was laying on the ground and i was eating her cumming pussy.
sarah moaned in delight and began having an orgasm. i told her to quiet down because someone might hear us. after that was done i asked if she was ready she laughed and yelled "YES!!" i happily flipped her so she was in doggy position and i slipped my dick into her vagina. i cummed inside of her and she started moaning "OH YES!!!! HARDER HARDER PLEASE!!! YES!!!!!!! OH!" i was so happy and i felt so good. we finished off our first round with an intense makeout.
right as i was about to close the door, she slipped in. we were now in the bathroom together, alone. sarah looked down at my 8'' dick and smiled. all of a sudden we were kissing passionatly, and sarah slowly lifted my shirt over my head. i took off her crop top and undid her bra. her breasts were huge, so was her butt. my shprts slipped off my feet and fell to the ground. so did my underwear. we were now butt naked and still kissing. i made my way to second base and sucked hard on her nipples. she gave me the best handjob ever, and began to suck it. soon after sarah was laying on the ground and i was eating her cumming pussy.
sarah moaned in delight and began having an orgasm. i told her to quiet down because someone might hear us. after that was done i asked if she was ready she laughed and yelled "YES!!" i happily flipped her so she was in doggy position and i slipped my dick into her vagina. i cummed inside of her and she started moaning "OH YES!!!! HARDER HARDER PLEASE!!! YES!!!!!!! OH!" i was so happy and i felt so good. we finished off our first round with an intense makeout.
by i tell yummy stories May 23, 2018
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my sex story
this is my Sex story.
I was wearing a lacy, white piece of lingerie that exposed almost every bit of my body. He scooped me up, his arms sliding up my inner thigh. He slammed me on to the bed, pulling down my bra, revealing my huge tits. I grab the back of his head, smushing his face into my chest, grabbing the edge of the bed, and gasping as he licked my nipples. He then proceeded to slide my panties off my legs, revealing my throbbing pussy. He then slid his boxers off, his huge penis bouncing in my face. I gave him a blowjob, feeling his hand on the back of my head, pushing my mouth on further. “ahh, YES! oh, baby.” He moaned. “I’M GONNA CUM!!” I don’t stop. Soon I feel the hot, sticky juice squirt straight into my mouth. I stop for a moment, gulping down the cum with ease. He grabs the back of my head again, slamming my mouth on his penis. He then gets on top of me, and i gasp as he hoists my legs up on his shoulders, widening my legs, leaving my throbbing pussy wide-open. he inserts his rock- hard penis into my vagina, thrusting, and digging deeper into my pussy. “AHH! OH, YES BABY!” I moan and bite my lip, his penis penetrating even deeper into my pussy. “AGHH! I’M GOING TO CUM!!” I gasp, as the sticky, white liquid escapes my pussy, splashing onto his cock, dripping onto the sheets. He pulls out with ease, licking my pussy clean. His tongue exploring my vagina, licking the cum clean off. “Round two?”
my sex story
this is my Sex story.
I was wearing a lacy, white piece of lingerie that exposed almost every bit of my body. He scooped me up, his arms sliding up my inner thigh. He slammed me on to the bed, pulling down my bra, revealing my huge tits. I grab the back of his head, smushing his face into my chest, grabbing the edge of the bed, and gasping as he licked my nipples. He then proceeded to slide my panties off my legs, revealing my throbbing pussy. He then slid his boxers off, his huge penis bouncing in my face. I gave him a blowjob, feeling his hand on the back of my head, pushing my mouth on further. “ahh, YES! oh, baby.” He moaned. “I’M GONNA CUM!!” I don’t stop. Soon I feel the hot, sticky juice squirt straight into my mouth. I stop for a moment, gulping down the cum with ease. He grabs the back of my head again, slamming my mouth on his penis. He then gets on top of me, and i gasp as he hoists my legs up on his shoulders, widening my legs, leaving my throbbing pussy wide-open. he inserts his rock- hard penis into my vagina, thrusting, and digging deeper into my pussy. “AHH! OH, YES BABY!” I moan and bite my lip, his penis penetrating even deeper into my pussy. “AGHH! I’M GOING TO CUM!!” I gasp, as the sticky, white liquid escapes my pussy, splashing onto his cock, dripping onto the sheets. He pulls out with ease, licking my pussy clean. His tongue exploring my vagina, licking the cum clean off. “Round two?”
by The random random May 17, 2022
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