A Jersey Stomp is when your trash can is overflowing, so you use your foot to push down the trash, enabling you to fit the overflowing garbage into one trash bag.
Named after the state of New Jersey, which is best known for being overflowed with trash, both literally and figuratively.
Named after the state of New Jersey, which is best known for being overflowed with trash, both literally and figuratively.
I really don't want to take out the trash, but its overflowing and I want to throw away this piece of garbage. How can I possibly make room?
Oh, I know....I can use the Jersey Stomp!
Oh, I know....I can use the Jersey Stomp!
by jeffreykittens March 3, 2008

military term used to describe the action of stomping your own shit down a shower drain because you are late to formation and exteremly hung over from the night before
we partied all night, i woke up late and had to zombie stomp in the shower just to get to formation on time
by jonnnnnnn May 16, 2006

n.- a sissy and unfair move used in the sport of ultimate fighting; this move can hurt the opponents foot tremendously and will limit their mobility for the entire match. A fighter who uses this move may be considered a bova, ass, or dick.
Announcer: "And Mir has Jorge on the fence of the octagon, and...ooooo...foot stomp....ouch!"
Television viewer at home: "What a bova! Who does a foot stomp?!?! That sissy should learn how to punch!"
Television viewer at home: "What a bova! Who does a foot stomp?!?! That sissy should learn how to punch!"
by Schleigz September 30, 2008

When any perfectly good song gets infected and mutated into "dub-step" noise. The said song has been effectively Dub-Stomped
A: What happened to that track?
B: It was remixed into Dub Step...
A: It was a perfectly good track by itself...
B: IT got Dub-Stomped and ruined for ever...
A: Sad
B: Agreed
B: It was remixed into Dub Step...
A: It was a perfectly good track by itself...
B: IT got Dub-Stomped and ruined for ever...
A: Sad
B: Agreed
by epicTangent August 15, 2011

When two grown men stomp on a petite woman because they're scared that she is god forbid... a liberal!
by tdyre7utrgy October 26, 2010

That's how a pimp stomps his ho' when she ain't got his money. Can be used to express to someone just how severely you are about to whip them because they don't have the brains that God gave a garden pea.
by rikkitiki February 3, 2010

by matt jones March 24, 2008
