The Holy Pickle Stand

When a man is having sex with a woman cowgirl style and he tells her that he's about to cum so she dismounts him, and while she is getting off, his lonely penis stands upward by itself and begins to ejaculate.

"Last night while Jessica was riding my dick she jumped off right before I came! I was so aroused that I did the holy pickle stand before she could get down there and blow me!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023

Last Stand

The perk in COD 4 when you are shot and lay on the ground with your pistol to have a last stand at killing someone.

I had a last stand head-shot.

by TJ Shobadobadingdong March 16, 2008

One Night Stand Friend

A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.

John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.

Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.

John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.

Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.

John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.

Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.

by rogerthewhale September 10, 2010

lip stand

the act of landing upright, from a fall, on one's lip. A face plant

That parking lot is so icy. Henry did a lip stand while trying to get to his car.

by MonkeyMan32 September 10, 2009

slapper stand

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.

"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"

by rmg September 29, 2003

sausage stand

Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."

Tony, Todd, Weinberg and Pat D formed a solidified sausage stand at Viva.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

fun night stand

A more appropriate and misogynistic term for a one night stand. Often offered to unsuspecting women as a joke in serious conversation.

I figured it was just gonna be a fun night stand, now I have twins. I hate my life.

by JPISU August 10, 2007