Smurd

Lionel Hampton's Instrument of choice

Lionel played the smurd beautifully tonight!

by SmurdTurd January 3, 2019

Smurf lipped

Smurf lipped when u leave a girl sexually frustrated her labia is engorged with blood

Fucking boss calling me to work couldmt finish the Mrs off so I have blue balls and she's Smurf lipped

by Javis1978 April 5, 2019

SkurrBurding

SkurrBurding
When a bird is running or flying at a fast speed
Like a Pidgeon running from water.

Look! those birds are SkurrBurding
That Pidgeon is SkurrBurding from all that water!

by LmaoImGod April 11, 2019

smurf poo

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"

Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

ass slurry

pouring corn starch/baby powder down your but crack to fix swamp ass

my ass is chaffing let go make spme ass slurry to fix it

by keepcookin2 April 20, 2014

dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017

Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

by Thenig187 September 7, 2017