choking the smurf 

to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.

Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!

choking the smurf by Courty March 4, 2008

Smurf Gorge 

This is the same as blue balls. Except this is what the women get.

His girlfriend hasn't had sex in the longest time and as a result because of the fact he dumped her. Also she has no way of getting the sexual orgasm she really needs. If she doesn't get it she will soon get smurf gorge.

She really hates when she gets smurf gorge.

What is wrong with her doctor? I am afraid due to the fact she hasn't had any sexual arousal for a long while she has caught smurf gorge.

Smurf Gorge by Someone20 March 14, 2009

the grumpy smurf 

This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.

Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending

Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?

Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend

the grumpy smurf by Chris Waltham November 2, 2011

smurf

A 30mg roxycodone which are blue in color an addictive as hell. Often known to turn decent looking white girls into nasty hood rats within a matter of months. To the male species this drug is know to lower inhibitions enough that they will sell their mothers wheelchair to obtain just one more smurf.

Yo man you got any smufs? Hell yah son, $30 each.

Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs

Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten

smurf by c0ntr0lled_substance January 25, 2013

smurf juice 

Nitrous Oxide for cars. Used to add horsepower. "Smurf" refers to the color of the NOS system's tank (blue). "Juice" is a popular term for nitrous.

"That bitch was squeezing Smurf juice..."

smurf juice by SERvo February 13, 2004

Smurf

To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch

Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.

Smurf by kaptainkrollio July 20, 2009

smurf

smurf the smurf old school 80's wop yay area

dance originating in the yay (as in yay area) during the early 80's.. while everyone was doing the moon walk, we were doing the smurf..

lean a shoulder back, snap your fingers, kick the foot on the same side back, roll forward, repeat on other side..

yeah, i know it sounds awkward but how can you accurately describe a hella cool dance in WORDS?

back in the day we hella grooved doin' the smurf and the wop!

smurf by indaybaby February 23, 2008