When you need to pee but you see something so arousing that you get hard and forget about using the toilet before beating your meat. The sensation you get during post nut clarity ends up being unbelievably painful, as if a fire was dwelling in your penis. It takes a long time to disappear and only gets worse depending what you pleasured yourself to.
Josh: " Dude, last night I had to pee so hard, but I saw a hot lewd of Astolfo and totally forgot he's a dude and that i had to pee. I tryed falling asleep with a silent fire in my pants and strong depression."
Jerry: "Wtf? I just asked for a little money."
Jerry: "Wtf? I just asked for a little money."
by WarriorJames99 May 12, 2020
Get the Silent Firemug. See Silent Duck - Swan defferenciated by long reach of arm during activity 'like a swans neck in length'
by Dr Quacker July 5, 2010
Get the silent swanmug. When one or more people Jack off in front of a sleeping person as soon as the jizz hits the sleeping persons face both people scream Howdy
by Ghostboxbeat October 6, 2020
Get the the silent howdymug. Receiving a Blowjob under a blanket from a girl, but she must be quiet hence, the blanket is a silent hill
Girl give me a "Silent Hill," whats a silent hill? Just go under the blanket and be quiet when you give me some head, hence a silent hill.
by Cnspire83 October 19, 2008
Get the Silent Hillmug. When a person lays a silent but deadly fart at the same time someone else lays a loud fart and then proceeds to be blamed for the smelly fart. Very, very sneaky...
"Eww dude, that was nasty sounding" ...time goes by and everyone smells it... "BRO! That smells rank!" "..Wasn't my brew, mine don't smell like that"
It was a Silent Mexican
It was a Silent Mexican
by nigga jones~ December 5, 2009
Get the Silent Mexicanmug. An orgasm that is usually over the phone wherein one or both of the people on the phone orgasm without making any noise, usually because they are unconfortable with moaning or they think their partner is. You may experience this while participating in CPS, if not, you're a loser.
Joe: Dude, I was on the phone with Leann and she had a silent orgasm!
John: Really? How could you tell?
Joe: Well we were having CPS.
John: What is CPS?
Joe: You dipshit, look it up online.
John: Oo! Urban Dictionary dot com!
Joe: Yeah!
John: Really? How could you tell?
Joe: Well we were having CPS.
John: What is CPS?
Joe: You dipshit, look it up online.
John: Oo! Urban Dictionary dot com!
Joe: Yeah!
by carbonhazard August 5, 2005
Get the silent orgasmmug. slang term used in parts of North Carolina to describe someone who is ballin 24/7
(ballin - (adj) - the act of being fly)
(ballin - (adj) - the act of being fly)
(random homeless korean) - "That guy is a dumbass!"
(random pot farmer) - "no, that guy is Silent D"
(random pot farmer) - "no, that guy is Silent D"
by Evil_Jesus April 3, 2008
Get the Silent Dmug.