Elevator Shaft 

To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.

"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"

"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."

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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"

"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"

Elevator Shaft by SlangSultan November 16, 2011

Drive shaft 

guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.

Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.

Drive shaft by Mortified Driver October 4, 2012

Mrs Shaft 

Is a fat mammoth and a very ungraceful lady. If you can even call her a lady that is! She is a mean, cruel creature with no heart and DOESNT LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI!

Mrs Shaft mammoth

Mrs Shaft by Eillie June 21, 2013

The Shaft

The shitty end of a bargain.

"Well, in Romney's world, the car gets the elevator, and the works get the shaft!"-Jennifer Granholm Gov of Michigan

The Shaft by LakelandDem September 10, 2012

penal shaft 

the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin

fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed

penal shaft by themacal November 29, 2006

Red Shaft

The act of a woman jacking off a man with sandpaper, thus creating the "red shaft"

So I was finally asked out by Billy last night. Everything went well, food was good, and we went to an awesome concert. But it all went downhill in the bedroom when he asked me to give him a red shaft.

Red Shaft by A Wave of Babies TWAS February 23, 2009

a-shaft 

Somethimg very very very bad

1)When you are taking a nice hot shower and out of nowhere the water turns to cold, respond by screaming "A-Shaft!"
2)Nuclear Bomb
3)Talking to Yoni
4)When Peter gives you the wrong answer

a-shaft by Larry T May 17, 2007