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schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
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Red Face Session

An advice-sharing session over drinks for East Asians who lack the enzymes to break down alcohol.
From the web series, Tokens: Season 2, Episode 203. Sammie rushes into Bubble Tea, saying , "I need another Red Face session."
by Roundstone April 10, 2023
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EPPS Sessions

An educational session of huge proportions, known not only for its irrelevence and time consumption, but for its ability to suck the life out of every single person attending
Heather: I'm really bored of this EPPS Sessions
Richard: Really? I don't care, I'm playing Rat on a Scooter!
by Rat on a scooter February 5, 2010
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Rank Session

When you play the full 2 hours of identity v rank.
"I played a rank session today it was really successful !"
"Rank for essence? or rank session?"
"We played for the whole 2 hours, it was a good rank session"
by starmzn May 12, 2022
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having an acoustic session

I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.
by :^| December 30, 2020
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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Makeover session

To fuck; have sex or so short timed quickies with one significant other. Etc.
John’s makeover session with Layla was great !
by Simspons101 September 1, 2022
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