Golden Screwdriver

When some loses the screwdriver from their set, and their tool set now looks incomplete.

Guy1: "dude your missing a tool".
Guy2: "Yeah it was a screwdriver, THE GOLDEN SCREWDRIVER!".

by -robstar February 3, 2018

screwdriver

probably the best melee weapon in the world

"Gimme all yer money."
"Or what?"
"Or we're gonna knock you out."
"Then I'll stab you with my screwdriver..."

by KiillZEmAwll August 23, 2012

beagel screwer

person who screws beagles

" U stupid beagel screwer!!"

by crazzyguywithabigwilly February 7, 2008

Electric Screwdriver

A variant of the traditional screwdriver, this cocktail is comprised of Orangina and vodka.

"What you drinkin' son? Another Red Bull and vodka?"
"Nah, man I'm a get an electric screwdriver. I gots a little bit of a cold I need to get over."

by Socal_Infidel November 6, 2008

Columbian Screwdriver

Make a bitch do coke off your dick, then suck it, then cum in her mouth and make it squirt out of her nose.

Man, I gave Becky a Columbian Screwdriver last night, shit was so cash

by Lubielue February 25, 2011

screwdified

The act of being screwed

"Hey dude, here comes the cops, we are SO screwdified!"

by Sean November 22, 2004

Inuyasha Screwdriver

While watching inuyasha you start to masterbate on a fat girls breasts then you fill up a gatorade bottle with diarea and scream BONZAI while pouring the poo on a screwdriver and shoving it into her vagina but this cannot be done during the actual show it has to be done in a commercial break

Bob:Bettys mom must be in so much pain right now after I gave her that inuyasha screwdriver.

by luvs2shit76 June 27, 2010