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Sam Dance

A dance that can only be preformed whilst being drunk.

Normally one goes into a half squat while thrusting hips in every general direction. The arms must be held limp in front of the body and moved in a pendulum like manner. Slow steps may also be taken to move around the dance floor.
by Braderoar June 2, 2008
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sam'ed himself

a term used for when you poop yourself at least three times while working.
look he sam'ed himself
by hate bby May 21, 2008
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Microsoft sam

a funny voice inside microsoft's Awesome XP.
If you type in ''soi'', its a roflcopter.
If you type in ''crotch'', you get Crowsnest.
its funny
Jim: Hey Tom, Bob, and Bill! Look at this!
Microsoft Sam: soi crotch soi crotch
Tom: ROFL
Bob: LMAO
Bill: ROFLMAOWEABSWWXFOTVBIIGTWXFANBISTSOOY!!!
by u2dvdbono August 26, 2010
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Samsung sam

A hot ass virtual assistant made by samsung to be used on their phones
You: Hey man let me see your phone for a sec

*Friend hands you his phone and you check out samsung sam and walk to the bathroom with the phone*

(5 min later)

You: wow very interesting

*you hand phone back*

Friend:why's my phone so sticky now
by Big man in da mornin June 1, 2021
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Sam Roberts

The singlemost talented Canadian musician ever to grace the earth. Also, the pinnacle of babelihoood. Both a noun and an adjective.
"Gee, Sam Roberts (noun) is so totally rockin'! I wish that he would take me to prom and/or marry me"

"Wow! On a scale of one to ten, that nuclear hand grenade is Sam Roberts."
by xXOo cassie oOXx October 29, 2005
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Pajama Sam

The fucking coolest blue mother fucker ever! With his red fucking cape and his black fucking eye mask. Finding puzzle pieces/socks all over the fucking place. Little man is scared of the fucking dark.
--BRimar
Thunder and lightning aren't so mother fucking frightening

Dude that guy is fucking scared of the dark, what a Pajama Sam.

Dude I just found my sock! Im so Pajama Sam!!
by Fagstain January 27, 2009
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serious sam

Beheaded Kamikaze:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BOOM*
by Gunboy March 18, 2004
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