Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.
Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is a very mysterious man he is so mysterious and never tells anyone anything about his backstory, if he was a god he would be the god of mystery
by OwenC69 September 27, 2021
Get the Ryanmug. 
Get the Ryanmug. A Ryan is a guy who no matter what just can’t seem to find his way to gold phase. He is often the most made fun of in a group of friends. Ryan is commonly know to have Manser like tendency’s. The worst kinds of Ryan’s have the last name Dutil
by Ryan Dutil January 19, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is basically a guy with probably the hugest cock you will ever experience, he is someone who is absolutely great with girls and all girls like him and would bend over all the time for a guy named ryan he is someone who has tons of friends and can out drink all of his friends including his friends named ruben he will absolutely wreck them in a drinking competition
by Penis huge cocky November 22, 2021
Get the Ryanmug. by Lighter_Tron_Man March 28, 2019
Get the Ryanmug. Committer of floorcest and extremely daring. Does not care when he’s drunk. When he fucks he leaves the visor, glasses and bandana on even though he had to take off his shirt. Some believe the visor constricts blood rushing to one head and allows it to go to the other. Also known for getting whisky dick
by Ryan’s first October 22, 2019
Get the Ryanmug.