russian touchdown

When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"

by SAM1 October 14, 2013

Rushna

A beautiful , amazing girl. Every guy's dream girl, the perfect girlfriend with a great sense of humor. Faithful, funny, smart, pretty much perfect in every way.

My girlfriend is such a Rushna!

by Callmecob January 19, 2013

Rusty Venture

Sex move from The Venture Bros. named after the show's main character. There are various definitions:

1) When you run your finger around a guy's ass while you jerk the guy off into his own mouth.

2) When two guys 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum, turn over then blow cum into each other's asshole.

3) Take a scuba snorkel and put your dick in the bendy mouth part, then you sneak the other end right up your back address, then you shove the snorkel up your ass and jerk yourself off at the same time.

4) When you fuck a guy then stick your hand up his ass, and then whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.

5) A straight move: when you take a girl out for a huge dinner then you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. Right when you pull out, you rub the shit on her back. That is the "Rusty" part of the act. The "Venture" part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.

6) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

Shore leave: We used to throw Rusty Venture parties in the Castro

The Alchemist: Denied! Asking for a Rusty Venture right out of the gate?

by Doe and Cardholder November 26, 2010

russ it up

Epic fail. All talk no game. In over your head. A non profane way to say you fucked up.

Johnny russ'ed it up when he did a back flip and landed on his face.
Man you really russ'ed it up when you failed your skills assesment.
Don't russ it up on your final this semester.

by 0m3 June 29, 2011

Rusty Sandusky

Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit

I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.

by Chilliams January 2, 2012

rushika

An intelligent and sexy female with gorgeous physical features. beauty like none other. She is funny and loves to laugh a lot. cute sweet, sarcastic and sassy are words that go along with her name. Guys fall madly in love with her,lots of attitude,loving, sincere, and trustworthy with an amazing personality. once your with her she'll wrap you around her fingers and make you dance to her tune. Guys beware !! all she needs to do is to laugh and she'll have you eating at the palm of her hand <3. can be used interchangeably with a diva

damn that girls like a rushika!!

by innermirror December 14, 2010

russian taunt

a term used to describe an action that many would consider to be homosexual in nature, but somehow the person committing the action is percieved as straight.

I know for a fact that i kissed David at the frat party a couple of weeks ago, but since everyone's saying it was a russian taunt, I guess I'm still straight.

by axoneen January 29, 2018