A very old, decrepid man. He is often shown with women that are way too young for him.... he must pay them a lot. His voice sounds like hell and he ruins a lot of great old songs.
Rod stewart used to be cool when "If ya think i'm sexy" came out. Now he needs to take up knitting and get out of the public eye.
by BobMarley January 14, 2005
Get the rod stewartmug. The act of a male achieving an erection in the shower, either by a sexual fantasy or vigorous cleansing of the penis.
Bob.....Man, I was showering this morning and I got the biggest hard on thinking about Sally.
Jim.....That's nothing, I totally got a shower rod thinking about the old woman at the lunch counter.
Bob....Wow, what kind of soap are you using, dude.
Jim.....That's nothing, I totally got a shower rod thinking about the old woman at the lunch counter.
Bob....Wow, what kind of soap are you using, dude.
by hairtoday_gonetomorrow September 11, 2010
Get the shower rodmug. 1. simple, easy: a penis (cock, dick, man tool, schlong, vagina tickler, etc.)
2. an insult, similar in severity and level of kick-ass to "twat"
2. an insult, similar in severity and level of kick-ass to "twat"
by cconant13 August 6, 2006
Get the cunt rodmug. by David Faircloth July 1, 2005
Get the Throat rodmug. One of THE sexiest older men that has ever roamed the earth. Although he is in his sixties he is still getting more play than most guys and still sings amazing. Rod Stewart introduced the world to some great songs like Forever Young and Tonight's The Night. Rod Stewart can always set the mood.
by BarbieG August 26, 2008
Get the Rod Stewartmug. 'look at his fishing rod'
by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005
Get the fishing rodmug.