by bob dole October 5, 2004

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)
Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles May 5, 2007

by Oseola March 8, 2011

by Cryptic One May 19, 2013

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.
by Gonzo January 1, 2004
