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rectal recreation in the anal arena

when 2 or more guys have a friendly competition in a game of butt darts
"hey jacob, some guys are having rectal recreation later if you want to join in"
by bob dole October 5, 2004
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Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.
by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009
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Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles May 5, 2007
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rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.
That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.
by Oseola March 8, 2011
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Rectal Amnesia

I have a hard time remembering things, thus "I can't remember shit." I have rectal amnesia.
by Cryptic One May 19, 2013
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Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.
"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"
by Gonzo January 1, 2004
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