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BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
by It's Harambe November 27, 2016
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Roast Toast

When you get sum chicken hot up yo ass and it burns.

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A girl who is really damn hot
DAMN THAT IS SOME ROAST TOAST CHIKIN

MHMHMMHMH THAT GURL BE ROAST TOASTY FIIIIIIIIIINE
by Melon HUCK January 3, 2017
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Roast Dictionary

A place where fellow community members go to deeply insult and potentially emotionally traumatize their beloved friends and family.
Wow she got roasted so hard roast beef got jealous, must be from Roast Dictionary (roastdictionary.com)
by RoastMahToast May 9, 2017
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roast bait

My brother wore sandals to church, he's roast bait !
by Litt gurl May 31, 2017
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roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals
You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!
by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017
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Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."
I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017
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roast em off

When someone is driving a vehicle and stops and spins the tires posi locked so both of the tires burnout until they blow.
by Trucker69 October 24, 2017
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