by bob dole October 5, 2004

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)
Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles May 5, 2007

When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.
Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.
by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022

by Gloomklown June 28, 2016

"im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other
by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019
