rectal recreation in the anal arena

when 2 or more guys have a friendly competition in a game of butt darts

"hey jacob, some guys are having rectal recreation later if you want to join in"

by bob dole October 5, 2004

testicle shitting rectal wart

rectal wart

looks like little zit

by mkjrmj May 10, 2003

Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)

After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.

by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009

Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.

by sir twiggles May 5, 2007

rectal freeze

When someone is being a frigid asshole.

Hey Joey, you're being a real rectal freeze...

by Gloomklown June 28, 2016

Rough riding rectal retard

Repeated dorkiness in one.

Jeff was being a rough riding rectal retard yesterday

by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022

rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter

I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008