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when 2 or more guys have a friendly competition in a game of butt darts
"hey jacob, some guys are having rectal recreation later if you want to join in"
by bob dole October 5, 2004
mugGet the rectal recreation in the anal arenamug.
When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.
by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009
mugGet the Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjobmug.
A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles May 5, 2007
mugGet the Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal trackmug.

Rectal urges

When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.
Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.
by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022
mugGet the Rectal urgesmug.

rectal freeze

When someone is being a frigid asshole.
Hey Joey, you're being a real rectal freeze...
by Gloomklown June 28, 2016
mugGet the rectal freezemug.

rectal raygun

a shit so hard it awakes giants from there thousand year slumber, And is also on some Navy ships
"im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other
by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019
mugGet the rectal raygunmug.

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