a mathematical approximation of a person's physical attractiveness, most often used as a universal index of comparison among women of varied body types. Other uses include analysis of breast growth on overweight men (see manboob) and, rarely, justification for the use of the phrase BBW.
She would be a 2 if her tit to gut ratio wasn't a 3. That big girl's got enough tits to motorboat for hours.
by Big_BB February 24, 2010
The weight to tit ratio relates the bra and pant size of a woman to their fuckability. It is derived from the concept that large breasted women are more likely to be fat asses than small breasted women. However, men are willing to take a small amount of fat if it means bigger tits, to an extent. The weight to tit ratio helps men decide if the tits are worth the fat. The exact definition is:
T/(W^2)=F
Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.
T/(W^2)=F
Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.
Guy 1: "Damn Look at that chicks tits!"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"
by wiggly22 November 14, 2009
The skeet skeet ratio is the ratio of your own skeet to that of everyone else's skeets when you play soggy waffle.
A high skeet skeet ratio means that the skeet present in the soggy waffle is mainly comprised of your own brand.
by Blaine Carter October 18, 2007
by baconlover1213 October 11, 2012
Its how tall a guy has to be for his dick to be at the same height as your head
4'10" : Kinda tall/Average
6' : Really Fucking Tall
4'10" : Kinda tall/Average
6' : Really Fucking Tall
Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 09, 2019
by maelleb February 20, 2022
If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.
By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.
by barometersoup June 30, 2019