Raccoon Joe

That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.

Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.

by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024

Raccoon

A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.

She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....

She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....

by LaughingAlot June 3, 2024

Raccoons at a Rave

The collective term for a group of people completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party

OMG, my employees in the warehouse are like raccoons at a rave.

by Its_broken December 26, 2024

Raccoon Knuckles

A smelly odd odor coming from a stanky woman's front butt.

Naw you don't want that she smells like raccoon knuckles.

by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 13, 2024

Raccooning

The act of someone coercing two raccoons to squeeze into their heiny hole.

Oh man last night I was raccooning and one of the little fellas hit just the right spot.

by Y99crew April 22, 2023

Raccoon

Zane from aphmau

'Zane looks like a raccoon' said by me

by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021

Raccoon mentality

When a person is solemnly drawn or returns to the garbage he was associated with in the past. The desire to remain in a state of mediocrity. The will not to evolve in your situation.

That’s Raccoon mentality to return to you’re ex.

You’re still doing this job?! Got to get done with that Racc (Rax) mentality bro.

You’re a Racc to return see that guy (girl,…)

by GloriousPump February 18, 2024