The Question

Anytime the subject of the conversion obviates the need to ask the full version question

Context / Full test of The Question

People who used to live in Utah: "So you a mormon?"
Girlfriend with long term boyfriend: "Will you marry me?"
New Relationships: "How may men you been with?"
Tall guys: "You play basketball?"
Shaquille O'Neill: "So how big IS your penis?"
High School Female Gym Teacher: "So you're gay right?"
Mensa members: "So if you are so damn smart why aren't you rich?"
For women about new boyfriends: "So is my dick bigger or smaller than most dudes you been with?"
For women with big boobs: "They real?" or alternatively "Why don't you just stuff your bra?"
For old women that live alone: "So how many cats do YOU have?"
For old men that live alone "So is that smell BO, farts, mildew, or what exactly?"
For fat ladies: "When you due?"
For fat men: "so can you actually SEE your penis without a mirror?" or alternately "Do you have to wipe your ass with a rag on a stick?"

by snausages333 October 23, 2006

quent

A gentlemanly way of saying cunt!

Example Usage: "I kindly ask you to refrain from using my wife's ass in that impertinent manner, you quent!".

by stumow October 21, 2004

Dirty Quentin

Poker slang term. When bragging about your hand's immenent victory, someone calls your bet, beats your hand and drags the pot without saying a word. The poker equivalent of a 'Dirty Sanchez', ala sticking your statement up your ass, then wiping their hand across your lip in humiliation.

"Opie had three Aces, but Cave slipped him a Dirty Quentin when he rolled over him with an Aces over Kings boat."

by Monkeyfuck McGrew February 7, 2005

Adventure Quest RPG

Free online RPG, based at battleon.com - although you can't actually play it free as it's always packed to the gills with members ever since they started promoting it at Newgrounds, so they expect you to pay $10 a month for an upgraded account and a few extra quests on the side, even if you only want a quick game every now and then.

"Oh for fuck's sake, I can't get into my free account of Adventure Quest to waste my lunch hour, and I'm being told to pay up $10 so I can log in at any time! Why can't 37 members log off and piss off so I can get in?!?"

by OD Smith July 23, 2005

Facebook rack quest

Where you look for pictures of people with massive breasts on facebook

Hmm I'm feeling rather aroused. Time for a facebook rack quest!

by Rcgmundeep April 17, 2009

quested

to go w-a-a-a-ay beyond the expected. to exceed one's potential

Face Depina might've started out po, but in less than 3 years homeboy quested, yo!

by moanman May 14, 2005

questionable gas

The state of uncertainty, when driving, of whether one's car will make it to the next destination. Occurs when an owner willfully neglects to fill up the tank beyond reasonable limits.

Guy 1: I have questionable gas.
Guy 2: Well, is it a fart or isn't it?
Guy 1: No, my fuel has been on 'E' all week.
Vehicle stalls
Guy 2: Question answered.

by Tapirslookfunny December 26, 2010