Quarantiddies

noun

Quarantiddies are an accumulation of thiccness around the breasticles, specifically caused by a reduction in physical activities that would otherwise be undertaken if not for the quarantine protocals of the Coronavirus pandemic.

Quarantiddies either expand on an individual's preexisting boobyloobs or emerge from an otherwise humpless chest. This applies to both males and females.

"I sure miss football practice, it's been concelled for months because of lockdown. On the upside, I got me some Quarantiddies!

"After corona shut the gyms down my fitness and social life tanked. Now I just sit alone and hold my quarantiddies to comfort myself."

"My girl Jane lookin' lockdown thicc. She had lovely lady lumps already but Quarantiddies too? Damn."

"Have you seen Mike since lockdown? Never seen a guy grow a pair of Quarantiddies so fast. Amazing what missing a few games of croquet can do to you."

by ryanmemelands September 15, 2020

Quarantine Boy

A person, specifically a dude, who has been quarantined for 15 days.

Person:Hey Quarantine Boy!!
Person 2: stfu
Person: No.

by kat but maybe kat September 24, 2020

quarantine

a stupid thing that is so stupid I can't even say it enough

quarantine sucks

by Redheaded person September 29, 2020

Quarantine

When 2020 decided to end many lives. FU

2020 quarantine will end all of us

by Urban killer 911 October 6, 2020

Quarantine Bitch

The online hoe you had in quarantine

Joe : Yo when quarantines over I'm gonna breakup with all my quarantine bitches
Stan : Yeah me too, I'l hit them up next quarantine

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Quarantine

bullshit

quarantine is bs

by Urban killer 911 December 7, 2020

Quarantine fling

A quarantine fling is a short-term romantic or sexual relationship that happens during quarantine

girl 1: what happened to that one guy

girl 2: girl he was just a quarantine fling

by Dr.manbitch January 1, 2021