Queef Gargle

1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.

Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.

Man puts it in her.

Man thrusts.

Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!

Man finishes.

Man takes it out.

Girl releases massive queef gargle.

Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?

by youreceivethehole7 September 1, 2009

Quafish

Someone who acts very gay but is really not

you've been acting very quafish today

by Rud3boi August 9, 2010

Queef Cavern

When you hotbox, but with queefs!

Dude, last night all the girls made a Queef Cavern

by CrippleSwagger August 11, 2010

queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)

Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...

by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011

Queef Glitter

The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.

Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.

by nimajneb69 May 20, 2015

Queef Breath

When your breath smells like a females dirty vagina.

"Dude... Please brush your teeth... You have terrible queef breath!!"

by Heyon July 11, 2016

Queef Nougat

When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.

"Ma cherie, qu'est-ce que c'est ce Queef Nougat sur ma face?" "C'est tres elegant, mon cherie"

by le queef nougat August 3, 2016