Punt

A sex act where you put your foot in a woman’s vagina

Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punting trip to craigslist!

by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023

Pup-punting

(pup-punt-ing)

Derived from puppy kicking.

When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.

Movie Critic 1: I thought the villain was well written, except for the first scene he was in when he just randomly killed his royal jester for dropping a ball while juggling.

Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.

by OctopusProbably March 24, 2023

Punting

Punting means to delay or draft a action

I was punting on my homework, that resulted in my F grades.

by Petrifier January 27, 2023

cunt punt

to sharkeisha a woman in the pussy; above a frontal wedgie on the pain scale by 5 points

Mallorie is such a bitch, she wouldn't shut the fuck up so I cunt punted that hoe so hard she gonna have to get reproductive surgery.

by cthruskin January 31, 2023

and...punt!

Someone runs to a ball and says"and.." and as they kick it, shout"punt!"

Now and...punt!

by plato! April 18, 2024

punt

1.A small bout with a rod.

2.To kick something before hitting the ground.

And, PUNT!

by plato! April 18, 2024

Punt

The word punt is a substitute slur for the c-word and applies only to trans women. They are a cunt with a penis - a punt.

Weirdo : "Trans women are women too!"

Normy : "Shut the fnck up ya PUNT!"

by jimjokelley April 25, 2024