Pussy Pumper

filthy, disgusting, homophobic, beer-swilling breeder.

Rob got beaten up by a group of stupid pussy pumpers

by Breeder Basher November 27, 2003

Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper

A mixed drink popular during summertime in northern Michigan and gaining popularity across the rest of the Midwest.

One part chilled vodka (50 proof preferred)
One part orange juice
One part hot inside filling of a lava lamp

Vodka is kept in freezer before pouring.
Orange juice is kept in refrigerator before pouring.
Lava lamp is kept plugged in before pouring.

Vodka is poured first, then orange juice, then finally lava lamp.

This drink gained popularity due to offering its drinker a rich, unique experience; if you drink one while on Mackinaw Island (in northern Lake Huron), you may get to take a ride in a helicopter!

"Gosh... lava lamps are fun to watch..."
"Ever have a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper? They're fun to drink too! Great with vodka and orange juice!

by E. B. DeKalb July 11, 2011

crisco pumper

A racial slur for people of Mexican descent. Derived from "greaser"; another racial slur.

Racist: Look at that fucking crisco pumper, his hair shines in the sunlight!

by thestr1ker September 1, 2006

pimped out playa that knows how to get his

one who pimps them hos and gets his money right with a snap of tha finga

Mayun, im just a pimped out playa that knows how to get his

by chance April 26, 2004

Mayonaise Pumper

Someone who likes to suck on mens penises.

Oh my god Anthony is a mayonaise pumper! Eeewwww....

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

pumpernickel

a word to express anything supa-dupa-fly, bombastic, bomb-biggity, or boom-diggs. Also used to describe bomb chronic

eh yaw, that shit is SOOO pumpernickel. (alternate slang = "pump-nicks" or "tha pumps")

by Pumpernickel Posse November 18, 2003

pumperstopper

cock blocker

That motherfucking pumperstopper stopped me from pumping that bitch like an oil well

by Chris The Hahn October 11, 2003