sticky puddle 

when u cum on the base of a girls neck between her collar bones when she's laying on her back creating a puddle of ejaculation.

she thought she was getting it in the face but i made a sticky puddle

sticky puddle by johny beans January 30, 2010

gunt puddle 

A collection of sweat that can accumulate between the pannis and the pussy.

Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.

gunt puddle by Dirtytrainer December 10, 2017

mississippi mud puddle 

while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.

"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"

"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"

mississippi mud puddle by Robert Newton/Bruce Mehr January 6, 2008

Cuddle puddle 

A cuddle session involving more than two people or pets.

My girlfriend and dog joined me in a giant cuddle puddle when I got home from work.

Cuddle puddle by Hardnuutz13 November 5, 2014

cuddle puddle 

The collection of sex juices left on the bed sheets after having sex. Sex is the form of intense cuddling.

Having sex seated will creat a good wet spot on your sheets. That's a cuddle puddle

cuddle puddle by ndizz February 22, 2014

Piss Puddle 

A small deposit of urine, left elsewhere than the appropriate facilities.

You are just like a piss puddle, even the person who left you here won't admit to your existence.

Piss Puddle by Your Mom In A Handbasket November 13, 2002

Fuck puddle 

When a male cums and it leaves a puddle.

Girl: Cody why did you leave a fuck puddle on my bed?

Cody: I didn't want to cum in you and get you preggo.

Fuck puddle by Battle #1 December 2, 2009