group project

Professors favorite excuse to not teach their students.

Stupid group project

by ZariSomar April 17, 2020

K Project

K - Kings
People who don't understand the plot are stupid.

"Yoooo I don't understand K Project"
"You're stupid"

by hellokittykawaii123 February 1, 2021

The Haiku Project

The Haiku Project is an ongoing project that consists of pictures and words, combined to make beautiful/funky-fresh/fun/melancholy/"deep" "projects."

Fans submit haikus to The Haiku Project... then, those haikus get combined with really cool images to make them haiku art!

by projecthaikulove.blogspot.com May 24, 2009

science fair project

The act of first placing a tube of Mentos candy inside the anus, and then quickly yet carefully sliding a newly opened Coke bottle (neck first) into the anal cavity. The participant should be on all fours with their ass up in the air with the bottle pointed upwards. The Mentos and Coke will react, and launch the Coke bottle out of the ass and high into the air like a Rocket at the Science Fair.

This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair

We were in the bedroom, things were getting hot and heavy. But then I got exhausted, so I stepped out of the bedroom to get a refreshing Coke. When I came back, she had a Mentos in her hand and was pushing it in her ass. She told me she wanted me to win the Science Fair Project, so I just went with it.

by QueenAndPeasant August 9, 2017

installing a projector

Having sexual intercourse with a man.

“Yo John I heard you were installing a projector last night , how’s your asshole feeling?”

by Ihaveligmaandilikedick March 8, 2019

denver landscaping project

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.

Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019

Schrodinger's Project Manager

A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.

"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"

"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"

Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"

by Bob Costas' Gym Teacher July 1, 2020