hooded poncho

when you rip off a girls labia

man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room

by strudel77 October 4, 2008

Moncho-ponch

The area of the stomach where an irregular amount of fat is stored. The area is not only carrying too much fat, but the fat is so abnormally differnet shaped that it flows over the pants/shorts etc. to form a sort of front muffin top.

David: Oh man look at the guys stomach! It's flowing out of the bottom of his shirt
Ben:Dude thats gross
David: No, thats a moncho-ponch!

by torpedolover December 29, 2010

Passion Poncho

A passion poncho is just like a regular poncho. However, it's not used to protect from rain, wind, or whatever else pochos are supposed to do. This poncho is used as a cover so that two people can make love in public underneath it.... If you see a poncho that seems to be moving around on its own, DO NOT look through the arm holes.

Jen: I really want to have sex with you.
Justin: But we are in public!
Jen: Good thing I'm wearing my passion poncho!
Justin: Well then... count me in!!!

by Wciccone69 August 1, 2012

rubber poncho

The cricker word for a condom

She knows weather. She knows when to have him put on the rubber poncho.

by Lindsay Shively May 11, 2014

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Savage Poncho Commander

The Savage Poncho Commander is an upgraded version of the Poncho Commander. They are your go to people who need to get shit done, except now they don't care about the feelings of others. They enjoy dunking on people, or flying elbows from the top rope. A Savage Poncho Commander is someone you call in when all hope is lost, and you need victory regardless of any damage done.

We are in a tight spot right now, I hope we can get this done in time. Don't worry, I know a savage poncho commander. Hell hath no fury like a Savage Poncho Commander on a mission.

by The guy 1337 January 22, 2019

Dirty pronce

A bit of a wanker used to insult someone who is acting somewhat strange or annoying you

Guy 1-you know when John took my £5

Guy 2-what a fucking dirty pronce

by NonProncer May 20, 2019