space program

something that is failing.

i blew it today like the space program.

by ducklicker May 5, 2010

space program

something heading for the ground. metaphorically or physically.

"i'm going down like the space program."

by ducklicker May 5, 2010

Unoriginal Programming

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.

Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.

by elmacko July 19, 2011

the program

a state of friendship in which one acknowledges another person upon seeing them (e.g., nods, smiles, says hello)

We hardly talk anymore, we're not even on the program!

by jrabB October 20, 2014

Stoner Program

A program watched by people intoxicated by the lovely, Marijuana and find it funny!

"I watched Archer the other night, maaaaaaaate, it's such a stoner program!"

by Sefblau May 1, 2016

welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.

tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017

Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020