Prius

Stupid

That’s Prius

by Nick Dugans mom May 30, 2019

Priest

Man of God who is rarely genuine but also likes them young. They usually molest or rape young boys and does not get caught 99% of the time

Joe: where is little Timmy?
Frank: oh he's with the priest.
Joe: Oh boy I hope that priest doesn't like them young.

by The Faggotini Chef April 18, 2020

Priest

The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.

Priest are terrible elementary teachers.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Pristontale

game made by the geniuses from triglow pictures. Korea makes the best mmorpg's hands down

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

priestess

A class in Ragnarok Online used to prey on unsuspecting priests and cloud their judgement, leaving their party/friends to die mercilessly without heals.

Priestess: "tee hee hee"
Priest: ...!!!
Soon to be dead guy: "Wow this guy hits really hard... Hey I'm getting kinda low, can I get a heal? ...Augustine? Hey, Augustine? ...Oh, crap"

by RoTank April 22, 2006

Pristiq

Desvenlafixine marketed as Pristiq is a new except nor really & over-marketed anti-depressant of the NDRI class, meaning the drug inhibits the reuptake of serotonin as in SSRIs, as well as norephedrine. Serotonin can be attributed to energy and livelihood, norephedrine to focusability and maturity in a broad sense. Ups?: Will give a lazy person a few hours of motivation to do normal things in life, like shower, answer the phone, maybe even work a shift at a waiter gig. Downs?: If you're a male, zero chance at horniness. You want to eat everything. Insomnia. Pillhead/Pharm geek's advice? Take it with Wellbutrin, which inhibits dopamine reuptake-- it'll restore your libido and give you a litttle positivity. But seriously... your munchies will never go away. You'll spend stupid amounts on candy and ice cream.

Only take Pristiq with Wellbutrin, or your porn will be worthless. Oh! If you can, take some Adderall, too! That's a guaranteed good mood ;) and you won't gain 30 lbs!

by jordan_brown_sings March 7, 2011

priest's collar

The result of ejaculating on a man's throat.

"He was sweet old closet case, but too eager; I gave him a priest's collar for the effort."

by plasticjesus January 7, 2008