patch the snatch

Cover a female crotch with a G-String.

Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.

by BigD101 August 17, 2007

Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume

The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.

by MTskier October 11, 2010

Sour Patch Troll

It's somebody who trolls on a forum or website, but then later apologizes for their actions and moves along to a different place to do it again. First they're sour, then they're sweet, then they repeat.

The sour patch troll made an obscene post on the forum, but later apologized for it.

by Leetfaction December 9, 2010

Prachanda

To engage in a 10-year long, protracted guerrilla war to demand democracy from the monarchy, and end up installing a Maoist regime.

I'm gonna pull a prachanda in my home town, see how they like it.

by Son of Stalin June 26, 2003

vabbage patch

a vagina that is unshaved.

Dude, I tried going down her pants, but there was a total vabbage patch!

by harry k. December 25, 2007

Bitch Patch

Tattoo equivalent to tramp stamp but not as slutty looking. Usually also means that the girl is a grade A Bitch.

"Damn check out that girl over there"
"You see that Bitch Patch on her?"
"Yea, what about it?"
"You don't want to mess with her!"

by KHer2 March 30, 2010

jazz patch

Hipster facial hair style. Facial hair on men (and, rarely, women) often forms an inverted triangle directly beneath the lower lip, while the true beard forms further south. Leaving this small triangle of hair intact while shaving off the hair below it produces a jazz patch. An early popularizer of the style was Frank Zappa (RIP).

He got rid of the goatee; now he's got a jazz patch and some ugly-ass sideburns.

by Barbiste January 14, 2004