An unsatisfactory ejaculation.
“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”
“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”
“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”
“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”
“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”
by Bangkok thai June 22, 2019

by pootis bird zookeeper September 21, 2023

by Baconator703 July 25, 2018

Pooted
The rest of the time it pooted randomly all around Dreamworld - and four times a day it actually left the grounds and took a swing around the parking lot, exiting and reentering via the large-vehicle gate near the Main Gate.
When the light changed, it pooted and tooted off in the direction of New Jersey, but not before the objects noted a sticker on its bumper that announced, "I'd Rather Be Partying.
They'd make a thermos of it so it would stay hot on him while he pooted around showering and shaving and so on in the morning
When the light changed, it pooted and tooted off in the direction of New Jersey, but not before the objects noted a sticker on its bumper that announced, "I'd Rather Be Partying.
They'd make a thermos of it so it would stay hot on him while he pooted around showering and shaving and so on in the morning
by Pootymalooty October 30, 2021

instead of poor you say poot. like when you feel bad for something, someone, or yourself. when it doesn’t go your way
by damngrrr June 17, 2020

by Realtrappa446 October 4, 2022

“POOT”
by shawtybae69 September 3, 2021
