Poot

An unsatisfactory ejaculation.
“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”

“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”

Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”
by Bangkok thai June 22, 2019
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poot

a word used by the pootis birds that migrate in 2fort
pootis bird: "poot!" a regular human: "aw it's a pootis bird!"
by pootis bird zookeeper September 21, 2023
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Poot

A gay mans fart that comes from butt sex instead of gas.
Damn Tom did you fart?

No I pooted, that sex was great!
by Baconator703 July 25, 2018
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Pooted

Pooted
The rest of the time it pooted randomly all around Dreamworld - and four times a day it actually left the grounds and took a swing around the parking lot, exiting and reentering via the large-vehicle gate near the Main Gate.

When the light changed, it pooted and tooted off in the direction of New Jersey, but not before the objects noted a sticker on its bumper that announced, "I'd Rather Be Partying.

They'd make a thermos of it so it would stay hot on him while he pooted around showering and shaving and so on in the morning
by Pootymalooty October 30, 2021
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poot

instead of poor you say poot. like when you feel bad for something, someone, or yourself. when it doesn’t go your way
“her mom didn’t let her go to the beach, poot her”

“i look ugly today, poot me”
by damngrrr June 17, 2020
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Poot

Something that is cool or “hard
Will: bro look at my new lime green 4Runner

Leya: BROOO that’s poot asf
by Realtrappa446 October 4, 2022
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poot

you yell it out in the middle of class to put the attention on you
“POOT”
by shawtybae69 September 3, 2021
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