Poonscoon

When you shove your nose in a girls pussy and sneeze. You have succeeded when she screams bloody mary

Dude last night I poonscooned a girl

by Coxxxxxxx February 28, 2018

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pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

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Poonshow

A term that could be used for two different versions. One could be used in a very pissed off tone of voice. The other could be used to describe a smoking hot female.

YOU POONSHOW!

DAMNNNNNN SHE A POONSHOW!!!!!!

by poonshow101 May 23, 2019

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Pognissent

The feeling you have when you cannot be bothered to get up in the morning, but have to go to work or some other kind of obligation!

Pamela: Hey Jez how you feeling today?

Jez: Feeling pognissent today to be honest with you Pamela
Pamela: Bit pogish eh?
Jez: yes totes feeling the pogs!

by ShadesMcNulty December 15, 2019

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A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.

Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.

by deezy_one April 5, 2020

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