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Political Simp

A Political simp is a someone who posts something political to gain bias from a group of people
EX:

**Company Posts Black Square**
Jimmy~ Omg X is being such a Political Simp

EX #2:

**White Girl Posts Black Square**
YEEYEE~ This bitch a liberal YEET
by M80 Gaming June 16, 2020
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Science-politics

When a scientist disagrees with the other one's theory because he wants to be more famous.
Person a: Why he disagree with Einstein theory?

Person b: He's playing science-politics, wants to be more famous.

Person a: hahahahaha!
by Another edit November 4, 2009
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politically washed

forcing an political opinion on a topic which doesn't have any discussion about it prior, particularly found on twitter.

another way to identify those who are politically washed is to examine whether they have high amounts of gullibility.
Adam: "This donut tastes incredible."
Jeff: "You sound like you're part of the far-right lmao"
Adam: "God damn, how embarrassing, you're so politically washed that you don't realize my comment has nothing to do with politics".
by BigBoiV December 6, 2022
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Political arguments

A competition to see who throw the most shit at their opponent in a given time period.
Political arguments are great!
by Person80 February 26, 2017
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Political compass

The political compass is a political defining square, with four quadrants, with a questionnaire to identify you. As the political spectrum was quite unreflective of a lot of factors, they added a y/social axis to the current x/economic axis. A great example of why this is better than the plain old spectrum is France’s National front. It is often dubbed as “the far right party of France”, however, a lot of its economic policies are further left than the socialist party, so, it would give a lot more context to its beliefs. Authoritarianism tends to believe in government control, while libertarianism tends to believe in less government. Economic left tends to believe in spending more money and being open to progression, while conservatism tends to believe in cutting spending, and taking a cautious approach to progression. This has resulted in left wingers believing in equality and conservatism believing in hierarchy.
Where are you on the political compass?
by blah_blah-blah_ June 2, 2022
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Cheeseburger Politics

Term used to describe a fast food restaurant with employees that take themselves too seriously
Teenager 1: I quit working at, 'X', because I couldn't stand their Cheeseburger Politics.
Teenager 2: Mind giving me an example of their Cheeseburger Politics?
Teenager 1: The manager was tyrannical, and the people I worked with were always trying to get me fired, as if I even wanted to work there!
by PaperBagRobot January 11, 2014
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Political humanist

Noun

an outlook or system of thought attaching prime importance to equality among all races, religions and economic standing rather than religious ideology or political and financial gain . Political humanist beliefs stress the potential value and goodness of human beings, emphasise common human needs, and seek solely rational ways of solving human problems.
by Wake minded gowk July 23, 2016
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