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Uvalde Police Department

Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.
Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.
by The Repurposed Male May 28, 2022
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police brutality

Police Brutality is lethal and unwarranted force against a civilian.
Police officers do usually get away with it with only minor fines.
Hank: Howdy Officer

Officer Daniels: Do you know why i pulled you over?

Hank: not really...why did you pull me over?

Officer Daniels: i smelled drugs

Hank: from 400 feet away in a enclosed vehicle?

Officer Daniels: your getting off topic

Hank: ok then..can i go now?

Officer Daniels: getting a attitude with me boy?

Hank:no..i just want answers

Officer Daniels: Sir get out of the vehicle

Hank: ok..let me get my id from the dash

Officer Daniels: GUN!!!!!

Hank: do what??

Officer Daniels: get on the ground now!!!!!!

hank im not doing anything heres my license!

*officer daniels hits hank with night stick several times*

Officer Daniels: there...now i feel better about my self.

Hank: i cant feel my arms!

Officer Daniels: too bad so sad :D

Hank: The Police Brutality!!
*officer drives off*
Hank: Oh Why me!! why did they release the rule allowing the officers to beat us law abiding citizens when ever they want!
by Suffery June 30, 2009
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police state

What America is becoming, thanks to the US PATRIOT act, whos name is pretty ironic.
FREEDOM IS EEEVIL YAALLL! GO BUSH!
- Authoritarian Republican
by Potato Reborn March 4, 2004
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haram police

a bunch of b.s. filled muslims whom choose to criticize, judge and put down other muslims on the internet or in real life.
Haram Police Officer: la ilaha illa allah, her ankles are showing. HARAM!
by littleredroze June 6, 2018
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Fuck the police

a term used by people that deal with the police and just really dont like them.
by Good Times Good Times August 11, 2003
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Angry Policeman

When you are having sex with a female and right before you jizz in her face you yell "FREEZE" then shoot anyways.
Alyson almost jumped out of her shoes when I angry policemanned her.
by Shaneomac87 July 7, 2011
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Halifax Police

A city in Canada where there are only four policeman, who sit at the top of a tower with a bag of tex mex and maple syrup. To identify one of the four, just look for a man with an inspector hat on and eating a bag of tex mex.
Foreigner: Hey look at that scrub with the inspector hat and eating tex mex out of a bag!

Halifax Native: Yo, don't mess that is one of our four members of the Halifax Police
by The Drews 1B September 16, 2011
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