global poisoning

Turning air, water, and land into toxic substances at a global level. This occurs when chemicals, toxins, particulate matter, biological organisms, nutrients, radiation etc are released in large enough amounts to create an unsafe environment in which life forms get sick or poisoned. People can get sick directly from even small amounts of pollution such as mercury, or they can indirectly such as from the harmful effects of solar radiation when the ozone has been removed by a chemical bath. Nuclear fallout from power plants or weapons can have significant effects even when small amounts are released.

Global poisoning may dwarf the harmful effects of global warming and give India and China as examples.

by mlhiss April 25, 2017

meat poisoning

A woman Tripping over the dick acting crazy

That's the third time she come down here looking for him she got that meat poisoning!

by Dr. Red April 11, 2023

cup of poision

when you fart into your hand then closing it and releasing it into ones face

He just gave him a cup of poision

by shitcupofnigeria September 25, 2011

fast food poisoning

The general unhealthy and bloated feeling you get from eating too much fast food.

"My girlfriend is going to be gone for a few weeks, hopefully I don't get fast food poisoning while she's gone."

by MistakeLake December 15, 2013

Sperm Poisoning

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.

The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.

by Gameace12 September 8, 2008

poison kitty

The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!

Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!

Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!

Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!

by Hatterkazoo July 11, 2006

Poison the Illgotten Skill

1. A phrase used to describe a wack or incompitent emcee. anyone who "poisons" eardrums is known to be Poison the illgotten SKill,also related closely to the term Wanksta and Phony.

"yo you soundin Poison the Illgotten Skill lately man,that shit aint right"

by Jewelius Seizer March 6, 2003