beat poet

someone who's very unattractive (beat) and writes poetry (poet)

Man, that nappy-ass artsy bitch who's always reciting those poems really is a beat poet.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

by Peg Leg Pete May 6, 2008

Poetar

A dilusional negroid from Phoenix that thinks he's a rap artist. Single handedly producing the WORST music (if it can be called that) known to man.

My name is T-Dog, I am the #1 Linguistic Artist,Vocalist, and Poetar in the PHX.

by some young guy April 13, 2005

Petster

Pester by Pet

That cat is going to Petster me all night.
I'm being Petstered by my animal.

by Waboa February 16, 2009

Petsas

Petsas is a very talented guy who loves yogurts. Also, his mother hits his head with bottles of wine and then she makes potatoes.

Petsas, your potatoes are ready!

by Kryfos thaumastis November 20, 2021

harro pets cookie

harro pets cookie is when harro pets cookie !

/me pets cookie

by HaRRo June 4, 2004

Forum Pets

A place for horny hypixel forumers or people who simply want to have a conversation without being interrupted by 'cum' or 'sex' in the process.

You know at first you were kinda a Forum Sweats out of 10 but now you're a Forum Pets out of 10. Can I marry you?

by rembutquaglet January 26, 2021