finnegan o brien (otherwise known as the notorious bigboyfinn) is the definition of a plank mf, saw him irl and I was like damn hes one mfing plank.
by hannanaonana June 23, 2021
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So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.
So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.
by Fishingman December 18, 2011
Get the Formal Planking mug.If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking
by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011
Get the Beer planking mug.Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?
by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011
Get the Plank Rape mug.A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.
1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.
5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.
5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011
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Get the planking mug.ight so i was reading a fan fic and it said "he was planking over me" and i have no fucking clue what it means bc isnt that like a stupid exercise??? But whatever bc now i have decided to make up my own definition for any poor soul in the same position as moi.
Planking is the act of having hard core mind blowing sex the planker being the top.
Planking is the act of having hard core mind blowing sex the planker being the top.
"Dude he was planking me so hard"
"omg fr? i did think u were struggling to walk today lmao"
"yeah also i started calling it planking bc i read the first sentence of a fanfic and asumed it meant something sexual. I'm so glad u also think this."
"Omgg same i read that too."
#planked
"omg fr? i did think u were struggling to walk today lmao"
"yeah also i started calling it planking bc i read the first sentence of a fanfic and asumed it meant something sexual. I'm so glad u also think this."
"Omgg same i read that too."
#planked
by an absolute slaggg March 18, 2023
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