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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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plank daddy

When you order extra crumbs at Long John Silver's and they toss in a free fish plank in your bag.
Damn... Jeff got free fish by just asking for crumbs? He is a certified Plank Daddy!
by Step mom Salad November 24, 2021
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plank kink

yo you got a plank kink??
by swagmf420 July 21, 2021
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plank

1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
by randallrandy May 29, 2025
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Plank

Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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planking

Planking is the act of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
My friends and I were bored this weekend, so Dave grabbed his Nikon and we went planking in strange places all over the city.
by ViperGeek October 7, 2011
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Frisbee Planks

Frisbee Planks, is a term for planking while other men try to stick as many frisbees in between your asscheeks as possible. Before the activity stars, all men participating must say “No Homo” to ensure no homosexual intentionsOnce the limit is reached, the man with the frisbees must try to launch them in the sky and catch them again. Frisbee Planks is most commonly done while not sober, and requires a lot of practice.
Hey man, I’m feeling some frisbee planks rn.

Sure man, just start planking when your ready.
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