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planking

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.
Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!
by dcs20120 October 3, 2011
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planking

A procedure first invented by Stacy Wilkinson in which anyone can participate. There are a few rules to "planking" however.

1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking.

5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Did you see Kaleb K. "planking" on Fb? Yeah, Stacy Wilkinson invented planking.
by GeorgeWashingtonIII October 29, 2011
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Plank

Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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plank syndrome

The direct effect of one to many viagra.
Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome
by Halftime32212 February 13, 2017
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oak planks in minecraft

oak planks are literally like the number 1 most known block/item in minecraft
You: do you know oak planks in minecraft?
Friend: yea
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
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Jerk Plank

Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!
Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
by ChadDad December 9, 2019
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Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg
I made that wench walk the plank last night
by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017
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