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Pistol whip

The action of slapping a female across the chops with your penis. Can be done by the female on herself with a man's penis, or a strap-on worn by another female.
Isn't Andy into pistol whipping?

Dunno, ask his missus
by Great Fazinelli May 5, 2007
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Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid

When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.
Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
by sharpshooterdre January 13, 2010
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pisogynist

Woman that hates men or loves to pity them as her subjects rather than see man as equals; woman that is sexist towards all men.

Opposite of misogynist - men who hate women.
Eg a woman talking to her friends "oh god my man is so stupid, I had to iron all his shirts for him because he has no idea"
by Matt Hayward (AUS) March 30, 2004
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pistol fuck

most common in GOW. or Gears Of War, an FPS game on the xbox, often played on xbox live. when you "down" a person, you go up behind them. with a snub pistol. and repeadedly fire, but not at them. this appears as iff you are rapping them up the butt. and it also pisses the other person off which may end up in a serious chain saw to the head. use with caution.
player 1: dude! You JUst GOt PiSTOL FUCKED
player 2: Fucking noob! ill Kill you!
by im a crazy fool April 1, 2007
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Vieja Pisona

A woman who gives up sex and /or oral sex right away.

A nympho maniac
"Damn your mom is a Vieja Pisona"

"See all thows girls sitting on that bench,The one in red is a Vieja Pisona"
by Cervical demolition March 18, 2009
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Fudge Piston

A sex move from the scat fetish category.

First, you bend the girl over and fuck her in the ass. Then you turn around, spread her cheeks and yours and take a good sized shit right into her buttcrack. Then you need to turn around and literally pound your own shit into her ass.
Kelly called the cops on Bill because he did the Fudge Piston on her.
by EMOGRILL September 28, 2008
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Sex Pistols

Was one of the most influential british punk rock bands fom the 70s. The original line up consisted of the lead singer Johnny Rotten (real name John Lydon) guitarist Steve Jones, drummer Paul Cook and bassist Glen Mattlock. Glen was later replaced with Sid Vicious (real name Simon John Ritchie.) Some of their songs include God Save the Queen, Seventeen, Bodies, EMI, Holiday in the Sun, and probably their best known Anarchy in the U.K.. In 1978 Sid was accused of murdering his american girlfriend Nancy Spungeon. A few months later while awaiting trial in 1979 Sid passed away of a heroine overdose and Nancy's murder was never solved. This probably marked the end of their historical rein on the punk scene in the 70s.
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