Self Pity

Maja Persson

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson

by Skogsmulle October 6, 2017

Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)

Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."

by Dallas Bob March 29, 2007

pity screw

Said in situations where an individual has pity for a man and then screws him

Justin was Sabrina’s pity screw.

by anonymous March 12, 2024

pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.

Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.

by Whizza22 December 15, 2023

Incelf pity

When an incel laments about the object of their affection, or the opposite sex in general having no interest in them. Self pity but is incel in nature.

Incel: "I don't know why girls don't see me for the catch that I am! Nice guys like me always end up alone."

Pretty much everybody: "STFU! Nobody wants to hear your incelf pity!"

by Pace_Picante October 16, 2020

Pity 60

When you fail an assignment or a class but your grade is just close enough to passing that your teacher decides to give you the minimum passing grade.

"I totally should have failed my English class but the teacher gave me a pity 60"

by avvy123 November 14, 2023

Million Pity

Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.

"Heard of monkeygate?"

"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."

"I'm concerned about how you know that."

by caseyvet December 14, 2023