Pathironic

A Portmanteau of 'Pathos' and 'Ironic'. It is meant to express the idea of a sorrowful, or mournful display of ironic conditions, that elicit no sense of joy or pleasure, but rather leave the one experiencing the feeling devoid of any sardonic or humorous elements, that are often the byproduct of ironic circumstance.

The height of pathirony and the pathironic emotional state can be described by referencing the story of Lucifer, originally Helel, whom was named "light-bringer". The covering cherub of God, the most beautiful of created beings. He promised Eve enlightenment, but only brought her darkness. An angel of light whom turned to the darkness, and brought with him suffering everywhere he went, an adversary in whom we find no comfort or light; only the darkness. Even those whom he leads astray with his enlightenment, end up in the outer darkness, isolated from God. How deeply unsettling and pathironic this feeling is.

by windyrock December 24, 2023

pitchiked

To make a futile, desperate attempt at

Rose: Jack is trying to get back with me again.
Scarlet: Wow, he really pitchiked you huh?

by ScarletEvergreen December 30, 2023

Pitiful

Gale Dekarios was an ambitious human wizard who lived in Waterdeep and the Sword Coast during the late 15th century DR.1
The aspiring sage had a full brown beard and matching hair, brown eyes, and light skin. He wore a blue-purple robe. The curious mage wished to become the greatest wizard Faerûn had ever seen.1

Pitiful ahhh wizard

by Somberstars January 30, 2024

Pathington

Pathington/Pathington City is a term used to describe a pathway or a small road.

Jimmy: Yo bro, let's take this pathington down to the supermarket.
Taquavion: Sure bro.

by Broke-Ass-Prophet November 12, 2023

Pithon

Someone who is fined about π thousand bucks for savagely or inhumanly killing a snake or cobra.

At a public wet market, the judge sentenced a pithon for chopping off the head of the poor creature with a cleaver, while his beer-drinking buddies were hysterically laughing about his heinous act.

by Numerati November 20, 2023

pitimous

The act of being pitiful / no common sense

or making no sense

"My abesent dad is being pitimous for trying to make me be around people/family member i 've never even talked or met "

"when someone tries to judge u about something but did not teach u any better"

"My dad is pitimous for not thinking logically in simple situations"

by k'sdefinitions November 21, 2023

Pithecus

An abnormally shaped weiner, typically larger than the average male.

Hey Lane did she like your Pith? Ya know? Your pithecus? Man you have a weird hammer on ya…

by Big Pith August 1, 2024