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plug pinch

Where you take your index finger and thumb and pinch the hell out of someone
by Sssssssaddkjdsjalkjf4D October 3, 2017
mugGet the plug pinchmug.

Pinch Penis

The phenomenon of when your penis retreats and (in the process) pinches all of the foreskin on its way down. This often happens while seated at the dinner table or in other situations where you can't tend to your pinch penis.
My pinch penis was really bad at the in-laws dinner table the other night!
by LeDapperFapper May 15, 2016
mugGet the Pinch Penismug.

pinch-rip

When using weak toilet paper during a clean-up you bite a whisp off with your butt and it stays there. Difficult to remove without getting your fingers dirty.
Guy #1: Why were you so long in my loo?

Guy #2: Aaah man, I had a pinch-rip incident and no mirror to help me out.
by mr_dirtbox August 24, 2009
mugGet the pinch-ripmug.

pinch hitter

A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.
Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
by scodder May 22, 2010
mugGet the pinch hittermug.

Pinch a loaf

1) I gotta go pinch a loaf.
2)That just pinches my loaf!
by maclaird January 19, 2009
mugGet the Pinch a loafmug.

pinche legume

The act of female masturbation. In referance to flicking the bean. To play with the clit.
Jen was up late by herself pinche legume.
by Pj Severson October 11, 2007
mugGet the pinche legumemug.

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