A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.
I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.
by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013
Get the Poo Pillowmug. This would be a male who believes that the pleasure and enjoyment of the female during is more important, and gets his own pleasure from seeing/hearing the pleasure that the female is feeling. A pillow knight would often be paired with a "Pillow Princess".
by The Rapscallion August 1, 2021
Get the Pillow Knightmug. A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.
by Goofnut February 1, 2022
Get the Pillow Factorymug. by minugtew June 16, 2017
Get the pillow pornmug. A conversation that takes place during sex when you or the other person are saying things that aren’t true and wouldn’t be said outside of you two having sex. The conversation is to only make one another feel good for the time.
by Kalyan36 December 29, 2020
Get the Pillow talkmug. by especially displeased June 8, 2018
Get the pillow businessmug. When a man lies naked on his couch, not yet sexually aroused but proceeds to cross his legs around a pillow and lightly grind on it.
by terriblepseudonym April 8, 2013
Get the Pillow Buffingmug.