Phone Foist

When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.

My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!

by TheFoisted February 2, 2022

hellular phone

a PHONE that
*never STOps ringing
*DROPS CALLS constantly
*IS OUTDATED
*IS FLOODED WIth calls from UR GF/BF, EX, OR mom, OR (IF UR IN TROUBLE) the cops

wHO JUST CALLED U 8 TIMES?....UH...IT WAS MY MOM SHE finally JUST SENT A TXT THAT SAID WE'RE HAVING macaroni FOR DINNER AND she said dont talk 2 strangers
i have i hellular phone!!!

by XxXnotsoemoXxX April 9, 2008

ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.

Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!

by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011

Drunken Phone Call

The phone call you make when you are absolutely smashed, to a person that you really love but have been recently a dick towards him/her. Usually during this phone call, you apologize and let the best of you to come out so you can say safely afterwards "I'm not a nice guy, that was the alcohol talking". Drunken Phone Calls are usually made by guys to their female friends.

-Him: Hey I know I have been a dick the last few days, sorry about that. I don't know what I want sometimes. This is the nicest I can be, during a Drunken Phone Call.
-Her: It's okay. I still love you. Just do me a favor and don't sleep on the street tonight, will you?

by Lacryma May 5, 2013

Fun Phone

Opposite of work phone...
A second phone carried for sneaky purposes...
Usually used for porn, sexy photos, cheating on spouse...

I met this really hot chick last night and I saved her number in my fun phone.
I'm gonna send her some nudes later...

by FrankL69 December 27, 2014

cell phone zombie

People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.

The other day a cell phone zombie crossed the street against a red light and almost got run over.

by Maximumvelocity October 21, 2015

mature phone sex

1) A sexually descriptive conversation between two or more adults over a telephone. With one adult much older then the other.
2) A sexually descriptive phone call with a much younger male and older woman past child rearing age.
3) A topic involving older/younger age play in a phone call.

I enjoy mature phone sex with my friends grandmother.

by Phone Sex Speaks November 1, 2016