persian gangsta

a gangsta who can be identified by the following
1. wears shades
2. occasionally speaks broken english
3. drives a porsche or BMW
4. some of them suck at driving
5.at first does minor crimes but then does more severe ones later
6.is more used to gunfights than fistfights
7. usually uses melee weapons in fistfights
8. likes having multiple significant others
9. when he wants to fight someone with fists he'll ask others to help him

u know your adversary was a persian gangsta if he used a bat, knife, or brass knuckles to beat you up

by TokenIranian February 28, 2016

Persian wank

Using a fruit to fuck like a pussy.

Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.

by BDDD44 October 9, 2023

Persian Jewel

The hair growing out of a persian girls ass crack and up her lower back; often in a triangular or diamond shape.

Jake- "Dude, check out that ass."
Friend "Nah man, shes got a persian jewel..."

by supercooljake April 28, 2009

persian

Is a fag, transsexual, metrosexual or effeminate guy. Term coined from the movie 300 due to the fact that the Persian king appeared to be an effeminate transsexual.

Lets get out of here, this room is full of persian ass niggas.

Welcome to Atlanta (or San Francisco), home of them persian mafuckas.

by weeblesman May 8, 2007

Persian Rug

The copious amount of body hair found on the chest and/or back of an Iranian man.

Did you SEE the hair on that Iranian guy at the pool the other day?

Yeah, talk about a Persian Rug.

by Fuhsaz May 24, 2015

persian

Hairy ass, big nosed men and women.

Damn that persian woman has more hair than a butt crack !

by Dr.Drey July 26, 2008

Persian Carpet Roulette

This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.

Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.

by Rush Mayhem IV December 10, 2009