pedophille

a cool, relaxed, and fun teacher

being strict is part of the job, but I like being a pedophille every once and a while!

by rubby o'volvo January 17, 2024

DJ Pedophile

D-D-D-DJ Pedophile: Watch ya kids

Mother: Where is little Sally
Father: She said she was going to a concert
Mother: Uh Oh
Both: DJ Pedophile!

by Buttsex Barry February 6, 2024

Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.

My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024

Pedophile

A child-loving Nazi

Hitler was a pedophile

by Extremely High Boi April 25, 2023

Pedophile

Pedophiles are sexy

Pedophiles are sexy human beans with large penis

by Isuckmymumzztoes April 25, 2023

Pedophile

Somebody who hits on family

I'm not a pedophile

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. April 26, 2023

Pedophile

Anyone/anything I don’t like

This person is a pedophile because they are married to a short woman.

“Oh my god, you’re literally a pedophile,” says the Twitter muncher to the person talking about shaving their legs.

by Grabmebythesantahat December 9, 2023