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meat parachute

When a girl has had so many men in her that her vagina is very lose
"Man did you see her? I herd she has a meat parachute"
by JJEM_Michael February 15, 2017
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Pink parachute

A Pink Parachute occurs when two individuals engage in sodomy (gay or straight) and upon 'pulling out,' the inner wall of the anus visibly protrudes from the sphincter.
"I was banging this chick the other night and I gave her a Pink Parachute."
by Adawg4411 June 15, 2017
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bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.
"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"
by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019
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poisonous parachute

When somebody rips ass under the covers and wafts the air so that everybody smells it.
Example: I was laying in bed with James and he dropped a poisonous parachute. It made me gag it was so ripe.
by Datass March 3, 2019
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needle-dick's parabola

The wide swing of the arm when a douchebag goes in for a handshake. The less secure in their masculinity, the further the arc.
Gregory swung his arm around at a wide angle before grabbing my hand and shaking it roughly. The full "needle-dick's parabola," as Socrates called it.
by UN~MUDO~POCO March 1, 2021
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Paracore

Kids (usually females) who attempt to look like Hayley Williams from the overrated sell-out band Paramore. They usually fail and hang out at the mall.
"uhmuhgawsh luk at muh kul crazii orange hurr!" "Wow, what a paracore kid"
by bombles January 23, 2009
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parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
by the fresh maker May 6, 2009
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